Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Pourqoui le poulet a-t-il traversé la route?
- Warum das Huhn die Straße überquerte?
- Zakaj je piščanec prečkal cesto?

This is what you get when asked to .....

Teacher: To get to the other side.

Plato: For the greater good.

Aristotle: It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads.

The Bible: And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Shakespeare: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Rene Descartes: Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Hamlet: That is not the question.

Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Martin Luther King: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Neil Armstrong: That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.

Josip Broz Tito: Pa druže, ovo ti je rezultat naše protiv fašističke narodno-oslobodilačke borbe bratskih naroda Jugoslavije.

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

Tony Blair: I agree with George.

Bill Gates: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

The Pope: That is only for God to know.

Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

Homer Simpson:There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Mythbusters: If you fire a frozen chicken out of a cannon; not only will it cross a road, it could be a lethal projectile.